The last edition of Fashion Week had been unexpected and it was only recently that the biggest drag club in history had opened in the city.

Running, he headed south, where he could go to visit his sister, the lame dyke whose dog had escaped through the centre and who had just left home. 

Everywhere you could read, "We're all up to our asses!". It was time to give him ball to the subject, thought. His intention was to show his sister the old dress that was already in disuse and that had a lot of shit. He passed her a photo with his mobile phone and his sister replied: "So, to get laid...with diamonds", to which he replied: "You know, what sparkles, baby! My favourites are the square cut ones and Pedro's are the circular red ones with polka dots".